YOUR NEW HOME SHOULD HAVE, BY NOW, ADHERED TO ITS WHITE BACKGROUND - Colin James

The removal of so many trees is necessary.

                          Please refer to your handbook, Erosion

                          And The Plight Of Modern Sensibilities.

                          Escorts may be individually purchased

                          before a drive up the carpeted hill.

                          When the zombies started eating me alive,

                          quite by accident, I could still see

                          as far as the next town, having only just

                          learned how to identify symbolic socialism.

Bio:

Colin James has a couple of chapbooks of poetry published. Dreams Of The Really Annoying

from Writing Knights Press and A Thoroughness Not Deprived of Absurdity from Piski's Porch Press

and a book of poems, Resisting Probability, from Sagging Meniscus Press.